Dudhintab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, confident hummingbird.

Dudhintab created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dudhintab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudhintab, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dudhintab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dudhintab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dudhintab.

4. Erect six iron sculptures of Dudhintab on top of important buildings.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.