Hatyattbog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy horse.

Hatyattbog created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Hatyattbog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hatyattbog, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hatyattbog's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Hatyattbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Hatyattbog loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.