Bungepfem is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, overgenerous fish.

Bungepfem created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bungepfem, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bungepfem, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bungepfem's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bungepfem's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Retreat if four sheep approach from the north.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.