Catfossmob is a god.

He takes the form of a large, confident gnu.

Catfossmob created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catfossmob, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Catfossmob, he will be very sad.

Catfossmob's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Catfossmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near swans.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

5. Run away from red aardvarks, for they are unholy.