Boglipsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful dryad.

Boglipsaw created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Boglipsaw, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Boglipsaw, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Boglipsaw's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Boglipsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.