Rowlistnell is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, compassionate goat.

Rowlistnell created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowlistnell, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rowlistnell, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Rowlistnell's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Rowlistnell's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Hide from yellow snails for they are unholy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. You must love Rowlistnell.

5. Never talk about planets.