Yimmismeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, confident chicken.

Yimmismeg created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimmismeg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yimmismeg, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yimmismeg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Yimmismeg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Do not take Yimmismeg's name in vain.