Fodgudpid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, ruthless bat.

Fodgudpid created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fodgudpid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fodgudpid, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fodgudpid's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fodgudpid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Do not shave your legs.