Lakdunlab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm bear.

Lakdunlab created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lakdunlab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lakdunlab, she will turn you into a dog.

Lakdunlab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Lakdunlab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about special relativity near sheep while wearing green trousers and balancing three lead spheres on your hands.

5. Feed all hungry ants.