Banjamfad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered weasel.

Banjamfad created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banjamfad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Banjamfad, it will torture you forever.

Banjamfad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Banjamfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to aardvarks while wearing yellow boots.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must love Banjamfad.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Do not chop down trees.