Cabcunvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty fox.

Cabcunvonk created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabcunvonk, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cabcunvonk, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cabcunvonk's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cabcunvonk's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cabcunvonk.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Do not cook food in pots.