Vigdussloop is a god.

He takes the form of a large, conceited dragonfly.

Vigdussloop created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigdussloop, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vigdussloop, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vigdussloop's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Vigdussloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vigdussloop's name in vain.

2. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Vigdussloop on top of important buildings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must love Vigdussloop.