Homtifdon Rullquaflarn is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, grumpy crow.

Homtifdon Rullquaflarn created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Homtifdon Rullquaflarn, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Homtifdon Rullquaflarn, it will turn you into a rat.

Homtifdon Rullquaflarn's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Homtifdon Rullquaflarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.