Narbafominhad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured squirrel.

Narbafominhad created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Narbafominhad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Narbafominhad, he will turn you into a goat.

Narbafominhad's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Narbafominhad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never paint your feet black.

3. Never leap near hamsters.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.