Sandfob is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, able alligator.

Sandfob created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandfob, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sandfob, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sandfob's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sandfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Sandfob loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.