Tagfarkinveen is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, passionate fox.

Tagfarkinveen created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagfarkinveen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tagfarkinveen, she will boil you in a big pot.

Tagfarkinveen's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tagfarkinveen's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never paint your hands violet.