Ligjaplin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast hydra.

Ligjaplin created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligjaplin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ligjaplin, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ligjaplin's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ligjaplin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Ligjaplin on top of all buildings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.