Bunligvab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, thoughtless duck.

Bunligvab created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Bunligvab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunligvab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bunligvab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bunligvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bunligvab.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.