Rigtincut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome snail.

Rigtincut created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigtincut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rigtincut, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rigtincut's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rigtincut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never paint your hands indigo.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rigtincut.

5. Never feed onions to grasshopers while wearing violet shorts.