Kadnakwip Didarntab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, contented giraffe.

Kadnakwip Didarntab created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Kadnakwip Didarntab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kadnakwip Didarntab, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kadnakwip Didarntab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Kadnakwip Didarntab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Fast once a month.