Liglikcar is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, dishonest finch.

Liglikcar created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liglikcar, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Liglikcar, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Liglikcar's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Liglikcar's Holy Commandments

1. Liglikcar loves otters, so they must be honoured.

2. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never bounce near ants.