Wodtalbep is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty chinchilla.

Wodtalbep created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wodtalbep, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wodtalbep, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Wodtalbep's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Wodtalbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide from cyan tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.