Fumnulyat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able narwhal.

Fumnulyat created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fumnulyat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fumnulyat, she will destroy your favourite star.

Fumnulyat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fumnulyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never talk about optics near gulls while wearing turquoise scarves and balancing nine nickel spheres on your face.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near doves while wearing violet kilts.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about special relativity near mice while wearing cyan corsets and balancing four titanium spheres on your hands.