Binhanfab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing jaguar.

Binhanfab created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Binhanfab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Binhanfab, he will be very unhappy.

Binhanfab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Binhanfab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not take Binhanfab's name in vain.

3. Never paint your face indigo.

4. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Binhanfab on top of important buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.