Cussnarlcid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful troll.

Cussnarlcid created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussnarlcid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cussnarlcid, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cussnarlcid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cussnarlcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing red coats and balancing three carbon spheres on your legs.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Run away from mauve hamsters, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near eagles while wearing turquoise tights.