Panglargveg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, tranquil hydra.

Panglargveg created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Panglargveg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Panglargveg, she will turn you into a rock.

Panglargveg's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Panglargveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.