Padfidbom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful fox.

Padfidbom created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padfidbom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Padfidbom, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Padfidbom's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Padfidbom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not keep four capybaras in a large pit.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never feed lots of apples to horses while wearing cyan ear rings.