Hasfadgatgup is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, astonishing turtle.

Hasfadgatgup created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Hasfadgatgup, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hasfadgatgup, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hasfadgatgup's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hasfadgatgup's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.