Sidcibtip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying dragonfly.

Sidcibtip created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidcibtip, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sidcibtip, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sidcibtip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sidcibtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hide if five grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.