Belltadlan Paspitkar is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident
butterfly.
Belltadlan Paspitkar created viruses three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Belltadlan Paspitkar, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Belltadlan Paspitkar, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Belltadlan Paspitkar's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Belltadlan Paspitkar's Holy Commandments1. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Belltadlan Paspitkar on top of important buildings.
2. Learn five new languages a year.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not hurt rats.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.