Cubgofjat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow centaur.

Cubgofjat created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubgofjat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cubgofjat, it will turn you into a rock.

Cubgofjat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cubgofjat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan monkeys, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near badgers while wearing gray coats and balancing nine platinum spheres on your hands.

4. Never feed bread to rats while wearing blue shirts.

5. Cubgofjat loves manatees, so they must be honoured.