Nilldog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, tranquil snail.

Nilldog created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilldog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nilldog, it will turn you into a worm.

Nilldog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nilldog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to voles while wearing mauve stockings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not take Nilldog's name in vain.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not bounce in public.