Nilldog is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, tranquil
snail.
Nilldog created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nilldog, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Nilldog, it will turn you into a worm.
Nilldog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Nilldog's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of bananas to voles while wearing mauve stockings.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not take Nilldog's name in vain.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Do not bounce in public.