Weegabfas is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise bee.

Weegabfas created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weegabfas, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Weegabfas, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Weegabfas' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Weegabfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near ducks while wearing mauve coats and balancing nine gold spheres on your chest.

3. Never sit near manatees.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink alcohol.