Flapjipfar is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, ill-tempered bear.

Flapjipfar created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapjipfar, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flapjipfar, she will ignore you.

Flapjipfar's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Flapjipfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about fire.