Flapjipfar is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, ill-tempered
bear.
Flapjipfar created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flapjipfar, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Flapjipfar, she will ignore you.
Flapjipfar's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Flapjipfar's Holy Commandments1. Always help tortoises in need.
2. Always help sick foxes.
3. Do not eat onions.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never talk about fire.