Yarpbimbassdud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane raven.

Yarpbimbassdud created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbimbassdud, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yarpbimbassdud, she will boil you in a big pot.

Yarpbimbassdud's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yarpbimbassdud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Hide if six aardvarks approach from the south.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.