Yattwadkadhoggidcudarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, proud alligator.

Yattwadkadhoggidcudarp created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattwadkadhoggidcudarp, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yattwadkadhoggidcudarp, it will turn you into a worm.

Yattwadkadhoggidcudarp's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yattwadkadhoggidcudarp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black horses for they are unholy.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Erect seven tin sculptures of Yattwadkadhoggidcudarp on top of important buildings.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not keep four monkeys in a large pit.