Cimquimnib is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, egotistical fox.

Cimquimnib created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimquimnib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cimquimnib, she will send you a sign.

Cimquimnib's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cimquimnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Cimquimnib loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Hide from green turtles for they are unholy.