Dumsitcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, fast fox.

Dumsitcuss created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Dumsitcuss, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dumsitcuss, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dumsitcuss' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dumsitcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Never feed wheat to dolphins while wearing magenta dresses.

3. Never feed oranges to grasshopers while wearing tights.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Dumsitcuss on top of all buildings.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Dumsitcuss in the centre of the settlement.