Sterwigrak is a god.

It takes the form of a small, self-confident hydra.

Sterwigrak created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterwigrak, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sterwigrak, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Sterwigrak's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sterwigrak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sterwigrak nine times a day.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.