Saslidbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing coyote.

Saslidbeg created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Saslidbeg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Saslidbeg, it will be very sad.

Saslidbeg's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Saslidbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.