Fasyogcin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, boastful pigeon.

Fasyogcin created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasyogcin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fasyogcin, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Fasyogcin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fasyogcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Run away from orange pigs, for they are unholy.