Dunrenbum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate troll.

Dunrenbum created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunrenbum, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dunrenbum, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dunrenbum's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dunrenbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Run away from purple goats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dunrenbum on top of all buildings.

5. Do not eat limes.