Carxinquill is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless centaur.

Carxinquill created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carxinquill, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Carxinquill, he will come to you in dreams.

Carxinquill's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Carxinquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Feed all hungry pigs.

5. Never hurt frogs.