Govyartster is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, generous
scorpion.
Govyartster created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Govyartster, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Govyartster, she will destroy your home planet.
Govyartster's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Govyartster's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never think about special relativity.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Govyartster.