Fotvonkrancutjan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful crab.

Fotvonkrancutjan created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotvonkrancutjan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fotvonkrancutjan, it will turn you into a puffin.

Fotvonkrancutjan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fotvonkrancutjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Never talk about shrews.