Gudruttjad Lundotmat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, almighty goat.

Gudruttjad Lundotmat created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Gudruttjad Lundotmat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gudruttjad Lundotmat, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gudruttjad Lundotmat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gudruttjad Lundotmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Run away if eight doves approach from the west.

3. Gudruttjad Lundotmat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Always help sick nematodes.