Gadhomkam is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong
gnu.
Gadhomkam created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gadhomkam, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gadhomkam, she will throw large rocks at you.
Gadhomkam's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Gadhomkam's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Do not keep six dogs in a large pit.
3. Never think about galaxies.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.