Gadhomkam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong gnu.

Gadhomkam created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadhomkam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadhomkam, she will throw large rocks at you.

Gadhomkam's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gadhomkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not keep six dogs in a large pit.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.