Kemkimfid is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witless goat.

Kemkimfid created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemkimfid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Kemkimfid, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kemkimfid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Kemkimfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not take Kemkimfid's name in vain.