Bosstipgov is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage scorpion.

Bosstipgov created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosstipgov, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bosstipgov, he will turn you into a mole.

Bosstipgov's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bosstipgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.