Gabjambum is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise human.

Gabjambum created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabjambum, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gabjambum, it will turn you into a rock.

Gabjambum's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gabjambum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

2. Run away if five turtles approach from the east.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.